Guinea Pigs, for the uninitiated are vegetable compactors which lack traditional hydraulic mechanisms as well as tails. Guinea pigs are not from papua new guinea and are from a cage in my livingroom. The optimal number of pigs is 2, ask anybody. Guinea Pigs also have talons not unlike birds of prey (which tend to also lack tails). Guinea Pigs make for better pets than most other animals with talons, and even have the ability to clean themselves. This allows for Guinea Pigs to go much longer than the average vehicle without a wash. Owners of geepee's should provide a healthy diet of consturctive criticism, positive reinforcment, and those treats that they like even though they are kind of expensive.
